Move to fire federal porn-watchers sidelines jobs bill

The Hill reports House Republicans yesterday tried to attach language to a jobs bill that would have fired feds caught watching or distributing pornography on their work computers. But when dozens of Democrats started voting for the Republicans’ “motion to recommit” — a parliamentary procedure that gives the minority one last chance to amend legislation — and the provision passed, Democratic leaders pulled the bill.

Rep. Bart Gordon, D-Tenn., who wrote the bill, was outraged at the Republican’s move:

For anyone that is concerned about federal employees watching pornography, they just saw a pornographic movie. It’s called, “Motion to Recommit.”

That sounds like the worst porno ever.