OK, readers:Â You’re about to head out to an important meeting with agency brass, wearing your finest business suit, when you realize your dress shoes are all scuffed up — and you’re fresh out of shoe polish.Â What’s an executive to do?
Two words: banana peels.
No, we’re not smokin’ them. Apparently, the oils and potassium found naturally in banana skins can give shoes a military spit shineÂ in a fraction of the time — and it’s environmentally friendly, to boot!
Our newest favorite website, VideoJug, gives step-by-step instructions in hilarious detail. We’ve posted the tutorial below for your Friday viewing pleasure.
Full disclosure: Fedline hasn’t worn shoes worthy of shining since the first President Bush left office, so we can’t vouch for the technique. Try at your own risk — and report back the results.